Gripe water

Eh..if babies drink gripe water…what would they be griping about?
Ah..If I drank gripe water…the olden days one (with alkie)…I’d surely gripe about the fact that :
1. I just got a call …one of those ” You won a gazzillion schmollars..but u have to deposit 1 million schmollars into “Mr.I’m-real-dubious’s” account, as an admin fee”. However, [...]

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Wed, November 7 2007 » Mixed Nuts, madness! » 3 Comments

How to make one quit?

I wonder. I really wonder…does anyone out there know how to make someone quit?
On their own accord, of course. Nothing sexual untowards, please ah.
I am trying to think up of cold-storage ways…but many of the ones I am thinking of, are the normal cold-storage strategies…
1) increase workload, but give terribly boring assignments
2) reduce workload…..but salary [...]

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Fri, November 2 2007 » madness! » 2 Comments

Drink and be merry?

Yesterday, I read in the news that two guys, coming home from the bar, stopped at a nearby farm, with their chicks in tow. In their drunken stupor, they taunted and scared the living shits out of an ostrich. An animal being an animal only reacted the only way they know how. They retaliated viciously. [...]

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Tue, October 9 2007 » madness! » 6 Comments

Who will win the Rugby World Cup?

Right now, it’s reached the Semi-Finals. I’m no fan, trust me. I am no fan.
When it was playing four years ago, I was like, “Whatever”. In fact, I am super surprised that it’s taken this long to reach the Semis. According to my sometimes Rugby fan, Mr.T, he mumbled something about the preliminaries taking a [...]

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Mon, October 8 2007 » madness! » No Comments

mott’s fugliest image

En.Simontalks….this is for you! HEH!
Mr. T hates it. Because he thinks it’s so messy. That probably says a lot about me. I’m not your neat-as-ass person. I’m a clean-as-ass person, but just not neat…and I do have a nice ass. heh!
It’s half his fault, because he was the one who normally ’saves’ files straight [...]

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Mon, October 8 2007 » Meme, madness! » 11 Comments

Apa kesalahannya?*

Ha ha…In the spirit of this Bahasa Malaysia test my lil 5year old had to take, I decided to insert a Malay title.
It essentially means (for those of you who do not speak this language), “What was his error?”
As most of you would know, he is a boy. And, some of you know that he [...]

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Fri, October 5 2007 » madness! » 12 Comments

Drama Swarma

Well…what can I say?
This is about the sale of my beloved house. So much drama this week!
Remember how I said that the ‘buyer’ was already taking too long to execute the Sales & Purchase Agreement? Well, I sent him a letter informing him that if there was no S&P within 48 hours, the deal was [...]

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Fri, September 21 2007 » madness! » 9 Comments

I’m not mott anymore.

Ok… I’m not what I originally am anymore.
I mean, I’m not that original description anymore.
I tell you..that’s why I’ve been off in terms of blogging…and of funny thoughts.
I have had many good thoughts..but I couldn’t sit down long enough to write them out.
My poor kids. What has their mum turned into?
Ah well….. the password is [...]

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Mon, July 30 2007 » madness! » 7 Comments

Mama-san

Feel like being a small-time Mama-san for this next 5 minutes…so, what the heck la.
I’ll pimp two blogs today. One for it’s goodness, the other for it’s booze-ness.
ooOOOoooo…I should so start rapping now. But seriously, who would want to hear a 30-something year old chinese aunty rapping. It’s too Lao Zhar Bor already!
First off is, [...]

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Tue, July 17 2007 » madness! » 9 Comments

Is 30 our expiry date?

I just had to do this. You 20-somethings…. ha ha..if only you knew. Ah..there I am, being the naggy wise ol aunty..again!
I just had to do this. For her. I don’t personally know her…but what the heck? Not like I personally know each and every blogger I read, eh?
1. Is it seriously over-rated and anti-climatic?
Yes [...]

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Thu, July 5 2007 » madness! » 6 Comments