Archive for the 'madness!' Category
Gripe water
Posted on November 7, 2007 - Filed Under Mixed Nuts, madness! | 3 Comments
Eh..if babies drink gripe water…what would they be griping about?
Ah..If I drank gripe water…the olden days one (with alkie)…I’d surely gripe about the fact that :
1. I just got a call …one of those ” You won a gazzillion schmollars..but u have to deposit 1 million schmollars into “Mr.I’m-real-dubious’s” account, as an admin fee”. However, [...]
How to make one quit?
Posted on November 2, 2007 - Filed Under madness! | 2 Comments
I wonder. I really wonder…does anyone out there know how to make someone quit?
On their own accord, of course. Nothing sexual untowards, please ah.
I am trying to think up of cold-storage ways…but many of the ones I am thinking of, are the normal cold-storage strategies…
1) increase workload, but give terribly boring assignments
2) reduce workload…..but salary [...]
Drink and be merry?
Posted on October 9, 2007 - Filed Under madness! | 6 Comments
Yesterday, I read in the news that two guys, coming home from the bar, stopped at a nearby farm, with their chicks in tow. In their drunken stupor, they taunted and scared the living shits out of an ostrich. An animal being an animal only reacted the only way they know how. They retaliated viciously. [...]
Read More..>>Who will win the Rugby World Cup?
Posted on October 8, 2007 - Filed Under madness! | Leave a Comment
Right now, it’s reached the Semi-Finals. I’m no fan, trust me. I am no fan.
When it was playing four years ago, I was like, “Whatever”. In fact, I am super surprised that it’s taken this long to reach the Semis. According to my sometimes Rugby fan, Mr.T, he mumbled something about the preliminaries taking a [...]
mott’s fugliest image
Posted on October 8, 2007 - Filed Under Meme, madness! | 11 Comments
En.Simontalks….this is for you! HEH!
Mr. T hates it. Because he thinks it’s so messy. That probably says a lot about me. I’m not your neat-as-ass person. I’m a clean-as-ass person, but just not neat…and I do have a nice ass. heh!
It’s half his fault, because he was the one who normally ’saves’ files straight [...]
Apa kesalahannya?*
Posted on October 5, 2007 - Filed Under madness! | 12 Comments
Ha ha…In the spirit of this Bahasa Malaysia test my lil 5year old had to take, I decided to insert a Malay title.
It essentially means (for those of you who do not speak this language), “What was his error?”
As most of you would know, he is a boy. And, some of you know that he [...]
Drama Swarma
Posted on September 21, 2007 - Filed Under madness! | 9 Comments
Well…what can I say?
This is about the sale of my beloved house. So much drama this week!
Remember how I said that the ‘buyer’ was already taking too long to execute the Sales & Purchase Agreement? Well, I sent him a letter informing him that if there was no S&P within 48 hours, the deal was [...]
I’m not mott anymore.
Posted on July 30, 2007 - Filed Under madness! | 7 Comments
Ok… I’m not what I originally am anymore.
I mean, I’m not that original description anymore.
I tell you..that’s why I’ve been off in terms of blogging…and of funny thoughts.
I have had many good thoughts..but I couldn’t sit down long enough to write them out.
My poor kids. What has their mum turned into?
Ah well….. the password is [...]
Mama-san
Posted on July 17, 2007 - Filed Under madness! | 9 Comments
Feel like being a small-time Mama-san for this next 5 minutes…so, what the heck la.
I’ll pimp two blogs today. One for it’s goodness, the other for it’s booze-ness.
ooOOOoooo…I should so start rapping now. But seriously, who would want to hear a 30-something year old chinese aunty rapping. It’s too Lao Zhar Bor already!
First off is, [...]
Is 30 our expiry date?
Posted on July 5, 2007 - Filed Under madness! | 6 Comments
I just had to do this. You 20-somethings…. ha ha..if only you knew. Ah..there I am, being the naggy wise ol aunty..again!
I just had to do this. For her. I don’t personally know her…but what the heck? Not like I personally know each and every blogger I read, eh?
1. Is it seriously over-rated and anti-climatic?
Yes [...]
