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Water diet

by mott on August 18, 2009

I have a friend, who is not remotely fat, and who is still single and has gone on a water diet. Honestly, she should be thankful to have such a great body, without any jelly belly lumps anywhere! I don’t know why on earth she thinks she has to diet or do some fat burning exercise! Mind you, it’s summer over at Texas, right now..and the last thing she needs to do is more exercise.

I swear, she is a healthy looking girl, by that I really mean it. Just nice, not too skinny and not too big. On the other hand, people like me need to burn off some fats. Literally. I wish I could get my hands on some laser, and laser off this jelly belly. It’s the most annoying part of the body in me!

So much so, that every time I close my utensil drawers, my belly gets caught in it! How embarrassing is that?!

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