Now, this is the second time I’ve done it. It’s so simple. I don’t know why I bother with going to the hairdressers/saloon!
Now, of course, you gotta have hair like Lady Godiva.
Well, I am between Lady Godiva and Ozzy Osborne, leaning heavily towards the Ozzy Osborne side. Heh…
So, I’ve got hair covering my boobies… and that means it’s long. Sakai long. Now, so how does a girl cut her own hair? Easy peasy…
I sit my arse down on one of my patio chairs, put my head upside down, spritz my hair like crazy. I say, like crazy coz, I’ve got so much hair, it needs a full bottle of it. I should’ve just dumped a bucketful of water on my head, but it’s cold out here.
Comb right through, and just snip snip snip about 2 inches away. In a straight line.
Wait! I’m not done yet. I don’t want to look like a real sor-hai, so, I cut lil triangles into that straight line…so, it doesn’t look tooooo severe.
I wash my hair, and dry it..and wah lah! A beautiful layered cut. Long on the back, short (chin length) on the front.
DONE! FREE!
Heh..I’m just mad. I really like to shave my head bald, but I think I need some expert advice on this. As it is, shaving my kids’ hair already is quite uneven, so, I don’t think I should be doing it myself.
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