Pat the Tummy
Posted on September 7, 2007
Ever since people know of my pregnancy (again..she’s talking about it AGAIN? *groans*), they like to do one thing.
Pat my tummy.
Mind you, I’m not even touching three months yet. And yet, I have a tummy. Yes, actually, I’ve had this tummy for two years.
When I actually tell people, “Errrm… this is not the ‘bump’. It’s just really fat, gas and fecal matter. The real feotus is under it. ” I can immediately see a slight recoil in their hands, their disgusted look in their eyes and their bumbling apologies…for actually ‘molesting’ me.
Sigh…. what can I say? People…… don’t get too frisky with any pregnant woman. Not everyone likes to be touched, especially on her gassy fat tummy! It’s not like rubbing on Buddha’s fat tummy yea… you won’t win any lottery from mine!
Sorry..still so grumpy, coz the nausea thing HAS not passed through yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL you are funny
I’m not pregnant but my tummy sure looks like i’m 5 mths preggy 
me too..before i got preggie!
Hehehe…Me also got big tummy….and I am definitely NOT pregnant.
after i’m done being preggie….i’ll still look preggie! the curse of having bubs!
Haha
Actually, is there many around who goes around touching ppl’s tummy?
errr……………… as if u don’t! heh!
Aiyoh, why so grumpy????
http://www.ramblingmoo.com/?p=1081
Be happy, I’ve just tagged you!
coz..still belum habis first tri wor…
eh i tot u say u take the what what thing and drink and will pangsai until the tummy flat. How come u have tummy?
everyday sure eat right? but then not everyday take that thing lor…so…still FAT LA!
Ah … you are funny. It’s amazing people want to pat you (smile). They must be very curious.
funny? no no..not being funny..being very serious here!
Ooooh Mott,
Sorry, I didnt know you are pregnant! A big Congrats! to you!!! *Hugs*
I have a tummy too…All fat though…Which at this age, I’m thankful it’s just fat…;)
Congrats! again…
hee hee..thanks daphne! u’re so cute! thankful….i hope i can be as thankful as you, later on!
shh shh shh… oi.. oi.. oii! guai guai. don’t be so lou hay. donwan grumpy baby mar.. right? hope this will make u smile a teeny bit? an award for you
http://sweetpeamy.blogspot.com/2007/09/nice-matter-award.html
hahahahahahah…. i was major grumps in first 2 pregnancy… but the two came out, like sunshine… sometimes, too bright leh…
Yeap, the feotus is still just under the tummy. Haha… you are one funny lady.
Hang in there, you will feel much better in a couple of weeks.
HANGING HANGING HANGING!!! THANKS!!!
**Touches Mott’s tummy**
hahahahha You know, sometimes it’s just hard to resist going for the bulging tummy. What am I saying here?? I have my own tummy and I’m not even pregnant! ;-(
oooOOOoooo…. i’m sure hubs is pleased!!
When I had Jaymes, I had morning sickness for 6 months! I couldn’t eat much, even drinking plain water made me nauseous. I drank a lot of Lucozade, recommended by the gynae, it helps me a lot. Now whenever I feel nauseous, I drink a glass of it. I also ate Jacobs cream crackers. The square biscuits. maybe you can try.
hmm…they don’t have lucozade here, but got gatorade…same same right???
I have one but it’s cleverly hidden away
at least I think it is 
*Pats Mott on the tummy & runs away* Cannot resistlah!!!
YOU COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats. I guess the bulge is always “the dreaded thing” that women have to deal with
say that AGAIN! I think men, too have issues with that! HAH!
Huuwaaaa… can simply touch people’s tummy meh? Don’t they know there is such a thing as sexual harassment? LOL!
apparently not when it is to a pregnant lady wor!
So grumpy but yet so funny!!hahahaha..u’re really funny la Mott!
Dont worry, u will pass the three months very soon, so no more nausea lo.
HOPING!!!!! Thanks!
Eh, where got la…u look so thin when I first met u la. Take care mama!