Naughty, naughty.
Helen, firstly, I was a very very very very super duper good girl in school. Really! And plus, in a all-girls then convent school! A very famous one in PJ.
I had a very clean record in school. Okla..I got 1…..yes, ONE black mark for not wearing socks. I told that prick of a prefect all my socks were in the wash..and it really was! Not my fault that my mum didn’t do laundry for a few days, eh?
That being said..these are the things I did under the radar….
1) Chop up tiny pieces of rubber-erasers and flung it into teachers’ curly wurly buffoon-style hair.
2) Got up close to a teacher ( a couple actually) and cut up their skirts. Somehow, they never knew.
3) Ponteng school, just so that I could go roller-skating.
4) “Tarkow” with a pengkik-tak-jadi (a girl trying to be a lesbian). She pissed me off coz she kept trying to copy me. Not during exams or what…she was trying to be ME! Bloody hell, get a spine woman! Noooooo…I wasn’t a Pengkik ah…I was a really cool person. Cheh!
5) My friends and I burnt our Chemistry Lab. See…during the time when the teacher was explaining the process, my friends and I were sitting on the floor, eating fried chicken. Then when it came to mixing the chemistry errr..liquids up, we kinda messed up and spilt the whole thing on the table..then we knocked down the bunsen burner..and WOOOSH!
A great big fire magically appeared on our table. Phooowwarrrrr…u shud see the panic in our teacher’s eyes. What were we doing? Trying to beat the flames down with our schoolbooks. Bad and good decision. This only inflamed the fire even more! Luckily, the teacher snapped out of it, and found a fire extinguisher…but that didn’t do any good. She didn’t know how to use it!
Sheesh… we all had to s-l-o-w-l-y read the instructions..by this time, the table already “chow-tar” (black).
We didn’t get punished for it. I think the teacher was in a great big shock and we all acted the same. After that, we couldn’t stop laughing….and continued eating fried chicken.
So..these are a few of the naughty things I did. That’s why I know my kids will probably do the same…because they have my genes. I am soooo doomed!
That’s why I’ll tag …
1. MUA HAHAHAHHAAH Adrian…Revenge is s-w-e-e-t!!!!!!
2. Innorcent CC - is she really that sweet? heh!
3. Pelf - becoz I just stumbled on her blog…and I wonder if there’s another side to this turtle-loving grrrl!!!!!!!!
4. He is deliriously happy doing tags! First time I hear this kind of madness!!!
So here’s the rules.
1. Write about one of your naughties moment in secondary school
2. Story must not be shorter than 20000 words. Jk. Just dont make it too brief lah
3. Tag bloggers who you think have really interesting stories to tell. Don’t go “ah i wont tag anyone” .
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Walau.. quite ‘naughty’ woh you.
where got? I never got caught wor…..
hmmm you sure do have a very fun-filling school days. Hey who was that chemistry and bufoon hair teacher? trying hard to recall/guess…
Chem was Ms.Ng, Ms Buffon was English Teacher, Mdm Liew. Poor teachers…SORRY AH!!!! Mott very sorry now!
Wey! Were we in the same school? If we were, you must’ve been my super-super senior lah. Hehehe. The chemistry teacher, is she Chinese? I hated my biology teacher. Bleh!
“Super - super senior” ? I hope that didn’t imply age..but rather in terms of powers! HEE HEE HEE! If the teachers’ names I mentioned in the above comment sound familiar..then..ding ding ding! we cud’ve been in the same school!
i think i in your old alma mater wooor….alamak like nadia…must be super duper senior loh…i remember we had a fire in the chem lab too…dun remember how it happened (old liao!)…maybe put the whole blob of calium in and knock it too!!! hahaha real fire hazard la that lab!
err…apa ni calium? sorry ah…I flunked out of chem la. Thanks to my fried chicken eating days. WAKAKAAKAKAKAKAK!
waaa, terror lar. Luckily didn’t burn up the school? LOL
Cut teachers’ skirt? Damn! Never thought of that. Ei, you got admirer ler…… Too bad she’s a girl too. lol
Thanks for doing the tag.
EH! That one, not admirer la… more like leech! YEUKSSSSSSSS!!!!! Till this day, I spit on her. PTOOOI! Aiyo..the spit fell back on me. Cheh…
Walao, those who can escape under the radar are the naughtiest of them all. Get your categories right.
eh..today this comment really baffled me la.. can explain ah…*whispers* what categories are u talking about ah?
You evil woman! LOL, now I dunno how to do this tag because I was super-duper good girl, being a head prefect. Doesn’t bullying people with detention class counts? Hmmm…now I am not so angelic after all.
EVIL??? *looks left and right* Where?
Whoa! Didn’t know there are naughty girls out there too (=
*bzzzzup* Huh? What? Naughty? Who said anything about naughty?
Wa….so notti one ar you??
Aye…I am not that senior what…how come donno those teachers that you mentioned one?? My chemistry teacher was Mrs.Ragavan (spelling correct ar??)…she always sticks her tongue out like lizard one leh…
Oi..that one is Physics la!!! PHYSICS!!! I had her too….. I remember she always say, “Murid-murid, bila bunyi “twwweuip”, tutup tingkap, tutup suis fan, tutup pintu”. Sigh….
i thot i was naughty. you lagi terrer! and since u like meme so much, i tag tag you
http://sweetpeamy.blogspot.com/2007/07/linky-kinky-funky-love.html
errr……errrr…….*turns to blubbering idiot*
Walau ei! Terror lah you! I’m such an angel compared to so many of you. *cough cough*
I was clever and quiet and sweet. I was always the teachers’ pet. So I get privileges. neh neh neh neh neh….
Teeeeecher! mott hit me!
Oi! I aso “clever”, “quiet” and “sweet”. U never see my baby face meh? That’s why I never got caught leh… HA HA HA!
the eraser thing i did. i never fight with student. only teacher. *i’m so boring* hahahahah
fight with teacher????WUAAHHHH!!
Wahahaha.
Cut the teachers’ skirts? Poor them
yalor…I regret my immature actions now..
Aiyah like dat oso don’t understand. You are in the naughtiest category of them all because you never got caught.
huh? what?? duh……. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Still scratching my head thinking about this one. Wait hor, might take some time. I am veli innocent one. Hehe
don’t scratch too hard la…nanti the dandruff fly out!!!