You know….I think I’m training my boys well. I can’t help but think so. I am only doing this for my future partner-in-laws (I won’t know which way my boys will go for). They will be the ultimate boyfriend/husband material.
No.1 worships me like a Queen. And he will worship his future partner likewise..because I will quietly step aside for the reigning monarch.
No. 1 knows how to…
1) fold laundry.. I mean it…shorts and shirts folded in the cutest ways, by his lil hands!
2) pick up (his toys) after himself, after he’s done playing. If he doesn’t, he doesn’t get to watch any telly.
3) pee carefully into the toilet..not splashing all over the rim, and certainly not using his lil penis as a firehose. Not when I’m around anyway!
4) wash the car, my big dirty car. Still dirty at the top, but really…who’s looking?
5) keep his room tidy. That’s becoz all this toys are in my living room. But he does scream if the cupboard door is left ajar..I think he’s just afraid of monsters!
6) give big hugs and slobbering kisses. Very caring and he grudgingly willingly shares with his lil bro…
No.1 is really improving and I think I just need to teach him how to cook…and he’ll be more or less complete.
Now..No.2. Now, that one has lots of room for improvement. He knows how to..
1) wipe after himself. He likes taking any wet cloth and wipes down the table, chair, floor, door, wall… yea.. it’s fun, No?
2) get his brother to share. Just by screaming really loudly.
3) get his parents all jumbled up and nerve-wrecked. Just by screaming really loudly.
4) sleep like a baby. Sleeps without a peep from 6pm to 6.30am every night.
5) give his parents the very evil eye. I swear..it’s really scary. Evil scary!
6) run and give his loved ones, huge huge hugs. Squeezes us very tightly as well.
No.2 has a long way to go..but he’ll get there.
So…I’m taking bookings now. Meet me up again, in say, 20 years.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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I oni got son wor, wanna make booking oso kenot
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u make booking for other lengluis his age la…sure got one!
Sorry mine is also Jantan. Anyway how come they never give me wet smooch. Hahahhaa
….errr you want wet smoochies???? ooooooOOOOoooooooo
Sorry, only have a boy for now. Hahaha! We shall see if #2 is a girl, k? And nolah, not pregnant.. YET!
*singsong* why are we waiting…?
U must tell me how to make my kid sleep from 6 to 6. My little D goes to bed at 9.30. Wakes up at least once during the nite for milk usually abt 3am and is awake before 7. My other 2 kids, woke up for nite feeds until they were past 3, and only stopped when I stopped the bottle!! I am sleep deprived!!! YAwnzzzz.
Step1. Ignore all cries of helplessness and hunger. Step 2. ..no..there’s no Step 2. Sorry, but due to habit, we tend to ignore all cries (when well n healthy)..so everybody knows it’s futile to scream for attention in this house.
Ok Ok… not much competition yet, can I place booking! No.1 lar, normally no.1 will care for the younger more.
*whispers*…but we’ve predicted he’ll be a playboy…you still want?
can i queue for ashley ?
no.1 or 2 also ok lar .. no prob
Wow….you have trained your boys well *clap clap clap* Can i send Ashley to you??? please??
Hey, arranged marriages still in fashion meh… Oh.. booked marriages, ha ha
eh ..of course. you want? I can help u book. I got single girlfrens leh…. kekekeekkeekekekeke