Top 5 presents you can get for your father….
Posted on May 23, 2007
Simon, I googled your site to plagrise for some ideas…but there weren’t any. Or maybe I didn’t google hard enough. In any case, sorry..had to do a ‘Top 5′ thing (I know it’s usually your thing…… )
I can’t believe it… every retail outlet is preparing for Father’s Day already! What can you get for the average Malaysian Father?
Let’s see…
1. Razor. Get an electronic one… why bother with disposables.. you know he’ll not use it anyway..so it’s really just to “pai-lang” (look pretty).
2. Noose Tie. Ye ol favourite. Ye never go wrong with a tie. Unless he doesn’t actually wear a tie to work.
3. A book on Malaysian history, prefebably a de-classified/un-classified/re-classified/top-secret/un-top-secret one. “May 13″ would be good. Bring those good ol’ memories back again.
4. Underwear. Don’t bother with kinky ones…it’s not like he’ll wear it just to seduce your mother.
5. A RM1000 spa treatment at Nikko Hotel’s Spa Center. I heard a lot about their *nudge nudge wink wink* services. Nobody including your mother has to know about it. Just tell him it’s already paid for ..and if he doesn’t utilise it…it’s a WASTE OF MONEY! You know men cannot be wastin’ money! Sinful!
With that, I’ll like to invite everyone to join a Father’s Day contest held by Immomsdaughter. It’s not a scam..you don’t have to pay ANYTHING to win (not like you will)..and you don’t have to sell your mother or father, in this case.
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Yeah! FInally found your island. No good no good, all the 5 things are not suitable for my hubby… thinking hard..
APA LA U!!! FATHER!!! NOT HUBBY!!!!!!!! APA LA U!!!!!
NO…NIKKO wan very expensive! try the cystal crown wan! cheaper!
eh..u know meh?